Don’t Read This, It Won’t Make Sense

At this very moment, there is a seedy underworld full of readers, writers and generic lurkers of all fictional realms.  It is called “fan fiction”. Within this world, live hundreds that deserve to be heard, to be read, to be acknowledged.  There are millions, however, that should shut the hell up.  What’s more, there are so many of them, they’re seeping into published readership.  The good ones are being choked and left for dead in the dark alleys and gutters of this world, to rot and be forgotten.

Saying that, I’ll say this:

Somewhere, I have forgotten. Somewhere between pages and lines penned by literary masters, lies a cruel usurping of right and wrong; of life; of liberty; of skill; of talent. Somewhere in there, I lost myself. But there is a trail, and I am in pursuit.

Pursuing Mary.
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